ANYWAY today is passover--HAPPY DAY JEWS!-- and tomorrow brings easter weekend with the dying and rising of christ and blah blah blah. i am not religiously affiliated in any fashion BUT every easter there is one treat that chocolate cannot satisfy. and that treat, my friends, is the ten commandments.

a delicious cecil b. demille film with charlton heston and yul brynner; classic in its genre, acting and production. i mean, with graphics like moses parting the sea? come on! amazing! i have never sat through this epic in its entirety and i plan on it saturday night. popcorn plus the best acting chops known to man and a crazy story like moses throwin' snakes at the pharaoh and 'let my people go!' makes my knees all tingly. wait. that could be the pomegranate martini mix i just made that is so much more diluted (and better) with water and pomegranate cherry juice. mmm vodka. i wonder what moses, or charlton heston, would say about that. i mean he did talk to a burning bush and all.