i have this thing. it's not an itch or a rash or something that that thing can be made into a joke. i have this thing where i reach kind of too high sometimes and it has a certain level of inappropriateness. yeah sure it can be harmless and funny and cute but on the inside it is neither that nor any other sane explanation you can drum up. i thought reaching for keith murray was high enough but this, oh man this!, what the hell is wrong with me?
i am no paris geller.
GET IT?
and in the spirit of ottoman history!
currently listening to: ottoman--vampire weekend
(which has nothing to do with actually ottoman[turks] or the history of the empire!)
